FAQs/Product Info:
What is Banjoree? Our companies mission is to help those who just can't express themselves, have lost hope, or anything like that. With each passing day people become more dependent and desperate. We want to give you that boost of confidence you need to look at yourself in a new light, so you can get back on your feet again. Our custom made instruments are compatible with your heart and soul. When you understand yourself and understand your heart, you already know the basic fundamental of music!
How does it work? When you register for your product you will have to fill out "The Compadibilty Test" to ensure the right instrument for you. Fake registration will not be tolerated. You can request the instrument of your choice, however if the instrument isn't for you, we will notify you right away. Once you have recieved your instrument, there are no strings attached. With Banjoreee you don't even need to take lessons! This is all thanks to our new technology advancements that just ahead of this time! At HQ we produce over 2,000 instruments a day, each promised to be your soulmate! To get very technical each instruments infused with special micro-chips that are able to track and read your blood pressure, muscle retraction, movements, hormonial levels, etc. all the physical, even medical aspects of a human mind and body. After your instrument is done analyzing your current state of mind your ready to play! Just pick it up and start strummin', you will be beastly in no time at all! Create a jamboree with Banjoree! (For specifics on this topic refer to our User's Handbook)
How much does it cost? Well if you call us right now at 1-800-JAM-TIME and say that you visited this website we will cut the price of your instrument in half! We will also throw in a 3 week magazine subscription of our very own Jamboree magazine. This is a such a steal so give us a call right now and order your own Banjoree! Any Banjoree instruments we have matched you with are usually priced at $69.95, however if you requested a specific one or from a specific section prices may vary. For specifics call us, write us a letter, or talk to a local dealer. What instruments do you offer? Well they are all custom made so, anything you can make music with, we have it! From mariachi instruments to orchestral to heavy metal, we have it all! So come on by and check em' out yourself! Disclaimer: This is a school project. Contact informatiom is made up. Please don't contact us. |
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